Daily Mail, October 27th

NO PICTURE IM AFRAID BUT VIDEO INSTEAD

The underlines are back, and about time too. I said they would be as well.
So £300 to park at your home, i'm sure this is an invented story picked out of
some piece of new goverment legislation. Anyway, to right too. Does anybody really need
some fancy 4x4, unless of course it's needed to take precious Andrew and Penny to the
private school down the road because the state school just will not do.

The women who never have sex, next to a picture of Trinny and 'Trashy' - please be a link between the two stories!

The tories are doing really well to be the everyman party, Cameron is acting more and more like Blair (check out video below) and now a senior tory MP has decide to crash the lib dem party and leave the wife and kids for a Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen wannabe.

The Daily Mail, October 23rd

Rather dissapointing front page from the Mail today, no free romance DVD, i want my free romance DVD, and not a single word underlined. 'GIVE UP SMOKING OR WE WON'T OPERATE', not sure where the Mail would stand on this issue, in some ways it's nanny state gone mad and in other ways it just seems to make sense. But then old age is a massive killer, perhaps people should promise to stop getting old, ban old age now i say. Not sure the Mail really knows where it stands either. Need some underlines to be sure. No doubt that they will be back later in the week.

A deviously cunning picture of Heather on the front, with an uncanny resemblence to a certain Oliver Twist character, not that i could care less but i imagine to those at the mail that's exactly how they want her to be portrayed. No wonder women find it difficult to speak out about domestic violence. The press this poor woman has got is enough to put anyone off coming forward.

Meanwhile in a far-off world where nobody else exists except a disgruntled army of people who stand for 'Real British Values' (their ads are back on the telly, enjoy.) The Daily Express returns to normal. Yes, Monday is Diana day, hurrah! As sure as night follows day, Monday at the Express is Diana Day. It has all the classic groundhog day hallmarks, Diana - Check, scandal - check, cover-up - check, same picture used every time - check. Best bit of this story is the re-ignite part. Re-ignite with whom? Who else cares? Who fears a cover-up? Princess Di has been dead for 10 years. Please in the words of man of the moment Paul McCartney 'let it be' and pull yourself out of the time warp that seems to exist around Daily Diana HQ.

Oh, and OK magazine for a £1, brilliant.

The Daily Hate Mail, October 18th

North Korean nuke crisis, deaths in Iraq and a tax cuts con by the tories, but no these were cast aside for 'The Macca Divorce'.This might as well be the front cover of Heat magazine or something. How is Macca's divorce news? Completely targeted at women, the only thing to interest the men is a blonde with and some cleavage on show. Not to mention the free romance dvds, how long before the express pick this up? What ever ones the Mail can't flog are passed on to Dirty Desmond at the Daily Diana. The femail magazine just tops it off. Time for an immigrant/asylum seeker (insert shocking crime here) story, I think.

What is with underlining everything this week?? i REALLY don't care!

Anyway, hope you enjoyed my first post, feel free to comment/argue call me socialist pig, thanks!