Daily Mail, Thursday January 11

"STILL NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE"

Good to see the Mail describing its worth as a newspaper. I'd recomend andrex personally.

Brilliant story, i know it concerns Home Office incompetency and loosing foreign criminals but i read the top line and can't stop thinking that this story is about two old home office ministers in suits boxing the life out of each other in a cage somewhere. Will it be televised? Lots of underlining so it must be serious.

Feel so sorry for Kate Midelton. Poor lass was only complaining at the beginning of week about papz photos and two days later she back on the front of Mail. After Diana died the papers ran like thieves for the moral high ground and still do, blaming the royals for her death when they were just as responsible, but here they are at it again harassing a possible future queen. Deja vu anyone? So she wears a £40 dress just like any normal lass would, big deal.

Daily Mail, January 10

The Daily Mail is reporting old news, anyone remember Dolly the sheep. Poor cow, treated like some common asylum seeker and kept behind bars. Are cloned animals that bad an idea? Half the world is starving so if clone farming can at least try to rectify the situation then i don't see a problem. That headline sounds just like the intro to some Hollywood blockbuster.

Suggestions for tomorro's free DVD;

> Do it yourself laser eye surgery

>Attack of the killer clones

The Express, Tuesday January 9

What Royals would support the Daily Express, the paper that has constantly blamed them for Diana's death. And a crusade don't make me laugh, crusades were about rape and pilllage of the Middle East during the middle ages. Something the Express clearly identifies with judging by that little picture in their title. Seems kind of fitting that a right wing paper clearly out of touch with reality and a longing to return ro the 'good old days' decides on a 'crusade', expect car stickers and t-shirts and constant announcements of how their crusade has won another small victory in the fight for truth and jusice.

Found this on tinternet.